JOshua L. (percussion)
Brittany H. (vocals, bass, manager, producer, wardrobe, baked goods, Co-Editor in Chief)
Mike G. (guitars, vocals, webmaster, proofreader, Co-Editor in Chief)
Paul James D. (not pictured) (backwards harmonica, Staff Writer)

Other credits

Brian Futter: Ginger deity
Dave Hawes: Lab assistant
Dick Robinson: Ma Solid Tuna
Neil Sims: Has worn every outfit
Tim Friese-Greene: Therapist
Merck Mercuriadis: Owns your back catalog
Storm Thorgerson: RIP
Jimmy Chamberlin: Oh God, music is so powerful!
Jeff Elbel: Supreme Overlord of That Little Corner over There
Benjamin Ellis: Beverage wholesaler
Gerry Moylan: Who?
John Kalodner: John Kalodner


I Can’t Believe It’s Not Futter is a work of fiction based very loosely on the lives of the non-fictional UK band The Catherine Wheel. These pages are to be taken as examples of irony and satire. Whether or not you are actually amused by it is another matter altogether.

ICBINF began operations in December 2000. It might be updated sometime, somewhere, somehow, if the band does anything. This site is hosted by DreamHost.

PS: Merck is not dead. Yet.

4 thoughts on “Credits

  1. I had to vent this somewhere..
    I can’t believe that first..they replace Dave with a face man.
    Was he the billy sheehan of CW?

    then..rob cockinson decides or take sthe advice to be a morrison hotel minus i can’t believe futter and sims are in fiddy foot monster and not doing that great.
    hopefully they’re happy enough.
    rob, that stuck up..thick accented english cunt.
    How dare dare they?!

    come on, get it together…
    as if contending with negative feedback from slowdive snobs wasn’t enough…
    peter gabriel is overrated, too.
    so, hey um (or should i say) that almighty snobby “erm”…
    ROB…let’s get the band back together.
    For the fans…i already took an 1/th inch out of my soundcard and realtime taped that “show me mary” remake you tried to scam us with.
    and “erm”, ha..took it out of my ipod mix list almost as soon as it got there.

    I know I replaced it with 50 foot monster “call to prayer”
    finally, something different.

    sorry..i’ve been rude like this.
    fucking hell though

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