Brian Futter: Ginger deity
Dave Hawes: Lab assistant
Dick Robinson: Ma Solid Tuna
Neil Sims: Has worn every outfit
Tim Friese-Greene: Therapist
Merck Mercuriadis: Owns your back catalog
Storm Thorgerson: RIP
Jimmy Chamberlin: Oh God, music is so powerful!
Jeff Elbel: Supreme Overlord of That Little Corner over There
Benjamin Ellis: Beverage wholesaler
Gerry Moylan: Who?
John Kalodner: John Kalodner
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Futter is a work of fiction based very loosely on the lives of the non-fictional UK band The Catherine Wheel. These pages are to be taken as examples of irony and satire. Whether or not you are actually amused by it is another matter altogether.
ICBINF began operations in December 2000. It might be updated sometime, somewhere, somehow, if the band does anything. This site is hosted by DreamHost.
PS: Merck is not dead. Yet.