You’re actually looking for those photos? We are flabbergasted! We cannot believe that you seriously think our staff would stoop so low as to pander to the craven sociopaths who spend their free time slobbering over perverse photos on the Internet. Do you really think we’re that desperate for readers? Give us a break!

You sick people really ought to admit yourselves into the nearest mental institution; after all, it’s where you belong. Shame on you.


Okay, we were just kidding. Here are the hot Heather pics.

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