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Lyrics contest: “Intelligent People”

June 18, 2008June 29, 2017 ICBINF

Perhaps the only genuinely funny thing that we’ve ever done on this site was our “All of That” alternate lyrics contest. We still have some prizes to give away, so we’ve always wanted to have another one. Well, hello, “Intelligent People”!!! Ah yes, Rob’s first foray into adult contemporary is

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Sitting on our laurels

August 23, 2007June 29, 2017 ICBINF

As I halfway consider the possibility of writing something that could, one day, turn out to be the beginning of a possible ICBINF story way in the future, I’m browsing the site for my favorite quotes. Here are my top 10: “A wounded gosling incessantly screaming ‘FAFF’” (and Futter’s entire

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Contractual obligations

November 23, 2006July 28, 2017 ICBINF

Welcome to I Can’t Believe It’s Not Futter: Your Source for Absolutely Fake Catherine Wheel News. We have moved to the WordPress platform. Content will be back up soon. WAIT HERE! DON’T MOVE!

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  • Dickinson explains mysterious “Heal” lyric
  • Hawes abandons past, embraces Krishna
  • Website team files lawsuit against Sims
  • Futter suffers from acute boogiemania
  • Ellis exits womb, joins band
  • Is he or isn’t he? MuchMusic pokes Dickinson
  • Hawes hacks into popular CW website
  • “Black Metallic,” Manson share troubled past
  • Love tips up on Dickinson
  • Ellis falls off wagon, literally
  • Dickinson plans secret wedding, loses temper
  • Mercuriadis inks new deal, identity
  • Futter’s 37th birthday: full of surprises
  • Sims unveils new Target fashion line
  • Dickinson talks relationships with ICBINF
  • Hawes’ dismissal part of Dickinson’s master plan
  • Dirty ‘Adam and Eve’ CD discovered at Wal-Mart
  • CWCC cover art contest winner chosen
  • Rob Dickinson: Living the rock and roll lifestyle
  • Culprit revealed in message board brouhaha
  • Dickinson admits to playing harmonica backwards
  • Dickinson seen doing unmistakably heterosexual things
  • Obituary: Rest in peace, Merck Mercuriadis
  • Dickinson’s 39th birthday: Pop-Tart surprise
  • Dickinson officially out of his gourd
  • An open Catwoman letter from Rob Dickinson
  • Dickinson dismisses rumors of silly album title
  • Where are they now? ICBINF rouses the members
  • Ferment reissued on cassette format because fuck it, that’s what we’re doing now, I guess
  • Sims forms CW spinoff band, uses mysterious riddles to refer to it

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