Here’s our contest from 2003: Because we at I Can’t Believe It’s Not Futter are incapable of learning anything from the fact that almost nobody participated in our last contest, we’re having another one. Here’s the idea… We realize that Rob Dickinson is a lyrical genius, and that every song

Perhaps the only genuinely funny thing that we’ve ever done on this site was our “All of That” alternate lyrics contest. We still have some prizes to give away, so we’ve always wanted to have another one. Well, hello, “Intelligent People”!!! Ah yes, Rob’s first foray into adult contemporary is
As I halfway consider the possibility of writing something that could, one day, turn out to be the beginning of a possible ICBINF story way in the future, I’m browsing the site for my favorite quotes. Here are my top 10: “A wounded gosling incessantly screaming ‘FAFF’” (and Futter’s entire